Today I was in Spanish class talking with my friend. Sitting behind me was a German exchange student who picked my class to observe because he is apparently fluent in Spanish as well as English. My conversation with my friend turned perverse, as it always does, and I told him that he was a slut. “At least I get paid for it” he replied. Out of nowhere, the German student said (in a thick accent), “Your mother get’s paid for it.” I’m glad to know that your mom jokes are universal. MLIA.
